We can't believe we're putting Kate Upton in any sort of category that involves a "fail," but her lace dress this week was just too bad to ignore. And if you told us Eva Longoria would ever be one of our fails too, we would have called you loco! Her red dress matches the carpet, and that's never the goal. The cut out also looks like something Cher or Gaga would wear. Kate Perry has also been looking frumpy lately. She's been parading all over Paris Fashion Week looking like a hot mess!